Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Out-Of-Context-Tweets R Us

Inspired by Eloisa James' book Paris in Love (which so far is a string of random tweets and Facebook observations about her time in Paris), I am posting totally random favorite tweets. Here ya go!

Everyone I know is reading a dirty book. It's kind of fantastic. (Alice Clayton)

Is it bad that I look at the filthy house and think maybe I'll read a book today? (Sarah Grimm)

I love my mother to death but I just do not get her sometimes. (anon)

Just read description of BDSM novel where heroine's safeword is hero's name. Isn't that like making your safeword "more" or "harder"? (AnimeJune)

Leaving Orlando. I now need a vacation for surviving Disney for a week. (Smexybooks)

Crispy cold lettuce with crunchy bacon and that silky smooth blue cheese with tangy chunks of tartness. (Teddypig)

Love my Wonder Bra. (anon)

Sorry...zombie tiara humor. (Natasha Gdansk)

It's good to know that even if I'm boobs look great in this top. (anon)

In a theater once that played three Coke ads in a row, I yelled "I'M FUCKING BUYING PEPSI." And there was applause. (Andrew Shaffer)

Subtlety? FUCK THAT SHIT! (Ridley)

Yes, I'm watching a Lifetime movie. It's like my ovaries were possessing me to turn to this channel. (Nikki Brandyberry)

I need a piece of bacon and I need it now. (Tom Andrews)

Have any favorite tweets? :^)

Happy Day,


Tales of Whimsy said...

Awesome. And since I'm from Orlando, I can totally relate to the Orlando one.

Penny Watson said...

Disney scares the crap out of me. When I hear folks talk about their trips, I'm thinking "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" My ideal vacation is sitting quietly on the beach w/ my frozen mango margarita. :^)

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

No, but I like the - my boobs look good even tho I'm sick tweet.

Penny Watson said...

Me too! That's a good one!

I'm still having some trouble with the EJ book...hopefully I'll get used to the structure soon.

Sarah Grimm said...

I love this post! (and not just because of my shout out, lol) Very funny!

Oh, and I agree, the 'boobs look good even though I'm sick' is fabulous!

Amy said...

Great post, Penelope. And I'm straight with you--Disney, no way. Looks like entirely too much hassle/work/money. Drink and beach--now there's a vaca!

Penny Watson said...

Hi Sarah! I pretty much think your tweet every day of my life. :^)

Penny Watson said...

Hi Amie! I also don't get the whole idea of flying to Florida and not being on the coast. If I go to Florida, I want a beach. A real beach. Not a fake beach.

Mandi said...

I'm still not recovered! ;)

Penny Watson said...

Mandi, you deserve a HUGE medal for that trip. Better you than me, girlfriend. JUST SAY NO TO DISNEY is my motto, and I'm sticking with it!