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Review of                        [BOOK TITLE] by                     [AUTHOR NAME]


I found the hero of this book to be a                         

• hot alpha male with a 14-inch penis.
• metrosexual pansy-ass.
• brooding bastard.

The heroine of the story was                        

• a gentle, loving sex goddess who volunteered in a homeless shelter.
• a skanky ho-bag.
• a were-unicorn.

This book was a                       

• fantastic mix of hot, sweaty sex and love-at-first-sight.
• deranged sex fantasy, clearly thought up by a 13 year old boy.
• DIK, if Hugh Jackman lived on the island and liked role play.

The sex scenes made me want to                    

• join a convent.
• hurl.
• get it on with my next-door neighbor. And he's not even that cute. Seriously!

Overall, I thought the book was                       

• the greatest piece of literature since Moby Dick.
• a piece o' shite.
• meh.

Rating                     

• 5 sparkling stars.
• 2 pathetic bookworms.
• 4 hearts filled with unicorns and rainbows and glitter and Cabbage Patch dolls.

Initial Authors' Comments                     

• Thank you so much for taking the time to read and review my book.
• Bite me.
• Do you have a high school diploma? Just checking.

In Response To Reviewer Outrage                         

• Why don't you try writing a book? F*ckwad.
• Do you know that I'm dying of a terminal disease? I only have 2 months to live.
• You obviously don't get the underlying important themes of Phantom Menace and its ramifications in modern-day society.

After Rabid Blogger Fan Girl Posse Attacks                         

• Let me guess....your favorite TV show is Jersey Shore? Am I right?
• If this book was too hard for you to understand, maybe you should try something a little bit easier. Like the Sunday comics.
• Does it make you feel good to disparage someone's life work? I spent YEARS on this book. What have you done lately? No, writing a shopping list for Claire's doesn't count. 

Final Wrap-Up For Reviewers                        

• Add author to SUPER DOUCHE-BAG; NEVER BUY LIST.
• Delete blog post.
• Get banned from Goodreads for all of eternity and beyond.

Final Wrap-Up For Authors                            

• Delete Twitter Account.
• Send half-hearted apology to all involved.
• Adopt a new identity and flee to Costa Rica.

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Penny