Showing posts with label Lumberjack In Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lumberjack In Love. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

LUMBERJACK IN LOVE only 99 cents! Woo hoo!



FREE! CHEAP! BALLOONS! CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES! MARTINIS!

(Imagine those words in neon blinking lights!)

1. CHEAP!

LUMBERJACK IN LOVE is on sale for 99 cents at Amazon. Latest review at Goodreads: "What a charming and delectable story Penny Watson has penned." Yippeeeee! 




2. FREE!

5 copies of LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE are available for a FREE give-away on the WEENIE blog! (Not that kind of weenie. The other kind of weenie).




3. BALLOONS!




4. CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES!




5. MARTINIS!



Have a great day!
Penny

Friday, November 23, 2012

Making Assumptions Makes An Ass Out Of...Well, Not You, Just Me


Once upon a time, I made an assumption.

That folks might be sick of the same old-same old-book covers and enjoy something different. Quirky. Funny. Outside-of-the-box. 

Whoops! You know what happens when you make an assumption.

To be fair, some people did enjoy the quirky book cover...See Exhibit A:


Exhibit A

It's a parody of a bodice ripper-Fabio book cover from the 1980s. In block-print style.

And I personally think it's hilarious and cute.

Unfortunately, I had many readers give comments like these...cheesy, horrible, amateurish, cartoony, if you can't afford a real cover artist please don't make your own covers, etc. Obviously, they didn't get the humor or appreciate the fact that I hired a professional artist to do this fun cover.

Oh well. Live and learn.

I decided to stick with the cover. And then I saw that many readers were reluctant to download this book as a freebie because of the cover. 

God Good Almighty! Turning down a free book that was recommended because of the cover? I had to make a change.

So, here's what I decided to do. I am keeping the original quirky cover for the print books. And I had Lena Goldfinch design a gorgeous new cover for the e-books...still available at Amazon, soon to be available at Barnes and Noble and Kobo. (See new cover above...LOVE it!) If you're looking for a totally kick-ass, amazing designer for a book cover, I cannot recommend Lena highly enough. She is fabulous!

Anyhow, that's my cover melodrama in a nutshell. 

In other news, The Wild Rose Press is having a Black Friday sale today. Sweet Magik, #2 of the Klaus Brothers Series, is on sale for $3.89!

And finally, the most important news of all. I made the cranberry mojitos yesterday for Thanksgiving dinner, and they were absolutely delish! See Exhibit B.


Exhibit B


I have lots of books to discuss, which I will get to on Monday. Hairy books, DNF books, innocent virgin mistress books, and my first inter-racial story which I loved.

Hope all of you have a great weekend!

Penny

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Free Lumberjack!



Freebie time! From today until Saturday, the Kindle-version of LUMBERJACK IN LOVE is free!


Please spread the word, far and wide, all over the land.

And...

for those of you who don't have a Kindle and eschew modern technology, I'm giving away three paperbacks, too.
Just leave a comment after the post and say hi! Make sure you have an email included so I can contact you if you're a winner.
(And you can tell me who your favorite beardy guy is, if you're in the mood!)

And...

one lucky commenter will also get a GOT WOOD? mug filled with candy and goodies.


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Happy Early Holidays from Penelope!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Quirky Is As Quirky Does



About the book cover for LUMBERJACK IN LOVE...

1. My book is a romantic comedy.

2. The cover is romantic comedy.

3. The book is about a lumberjack/woodworker.

4. The cover looks like a wood-block print.

5. I lived in Vermont. I love Vermont. I wrote about Vermont. I adore Mary Azarian, a Vermont artist who does primitive-style block art, such as this....




6. So I asked Anne Nydam, a professional block-print artist, to make a cover for my book. Same style, to tie in with the Vermont woodsy setting.

Here are some other amazing pieces Anne has created...





7. The book is filled with jokes, puns, comedy. So I thought it would be funny to do a cover that was a joke. Over the top. Silly. Cheesy.

8. Wouldn't it be funny to do a take-off on the 1980s bodice ripper style romance covers? With Fabio looking down at the heroine, who is clutching his leg and staring up at him adoringly?



And substitute my contemporary characters, a lumberjack and slick city gal. Ridiculous, right?

I know. It's supposed to be ridiculous.

9. Oops. I guess some people don't get the joke. Oh well.

10. I like the little chipmunk in the front left corner.


So, live and learn. Some folks like different and quirky. Some like naked dudes on the cover. Some want a stock image from a photography site. And some want a pretty girl in a purple, ruffly dress.

Love it or hate it, this cover is attracting a lot of attention.

Bottom line: The cover fits the book. LUMBERJACK IN LOVE is light-hearted and funny. So is the cover.

(And it's now available IN PRINT! $5.50 at Create Space. Will be available at Amazon and other bookstores soon!)

Happy Reading!
Penelope

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Penny Watson: Etsy Shopping Ho


I might have a wee little shopping problem over at the Etsy site.

Heh heh. Heh. Ahem.

Anyhoo, I made up these super fun promo items for LUMBERJACK IN LOVE! They contain...

1. Totally cool mug.

Front:


Back:


3. Vermont maple syrup lip gloss...which is delicious!
4. Candy.
5. Plaid bookmarks and Klaus Brothers romance trading cards.

I'll be giving them away at book-signings, for contests, on street corners, etc. In fact, Carolyn Crane and I had a hilarious interview which she will be posting Friday on her blog, and she'll be offering a copy of my ebook and one of these naughty mugs. Stay tuned for more info! By the way, check out the gorgeous new book cover she just posted for her latest book, MR. REAL. I love it!

Hope everyone has a great day. I'll be attempting to fix the proof for my Create Space version of LUMBERJACK and hopefully won't pull all of my head-banger hair out while I do it.

Biting my nails,
Penelope

Friday, September 14, 2012

Coming Soon...LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE!



Drum roll please!

I have been working on a super-secret (not really), hilarious, fun, adorable, inspiring, and humbling project for the last six months. For some kooky reason I decided to write a children's book. I was lucky enough to find an incredibly talented artist--Sara Pulver--who was also interested and shares my same quirky sensibilities. Her paintings for this book have brought me to tears on more than one occasion. We will be self-pubbing the print book with Lulu, and I will let you all know when it's out. Definitely before Christmas, hopefully a lot sooner!

Speaking of Christmas, for some insane reason I have THREE books on the docket which I am attempting to publish before holiday time.

(Yep, I got those crazy eyes going right now).

Anyhoo, LUMBERJACK IN LOVE is Book #1 and it's already out and doing extremely well. (My new favorite quote from Goodreads is this..."a good book low on the angst, and high on the cute.") What a great description! That's just how I like my romance novels.

Book #2 is LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE, a wonderful children's book illustrated by Sara Pulver and written by my alter ego, Nina Clark. It's the story of Lucy, a black-and-tan miniature dachshund who eats some magic beans and turns into a superhero. (Modelled after my very own super heroic doxie Lucy!) Sara's artwork is nothing short of magnificent. (See cover above! SOOOO AWESOME!)

Book #3 is SWEET INSPIRATION, the first book in the Klaus Brothers Series. I have the rights back from Wild Rose, and will be self-pubbing it this holiday season.

All of this means I will be not be blogging as frequently. But I will be drinking frequent martinis.

Coming up next week....a big bloggy celebration for LUMBERJACK IN LOVE. We'll be discussing favorite beardy dudes and giving away fun lumberjack-inspired gifts.

See you soon!

Penelope




Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Who's In The Mood For A Sweaty Lumberjack?



Still celebrating the release of my novella LUMBERJACK IN LOVE! It is currently #2 on Amazon's list of Hot New Releases in the romance anthology category, and #35 on the bestseller list for romance anthologies.

✵I made up an ETSY Lumberjack In Love collection. Check it out!

✵I also have been researching lumberjack cocktails. Here's one if you're interested in drinking like a lumberjack....

SWEATY LUMBERJACK COCKTAIL: Shot of rum, shot of Tabasco, shot of tequila. Drink like a lumberjack, then pass out in your plaid shirt.

✵Some more quotes are trickling in about LUMBERJACK IN LOVE...

From Smexybooks: "...a light romp through the Vermont mountains...plenty of smexy times and memorable scenes..."

From Kate at Babbling About Books: "Adorable, funny, sexy..."

"Made me smile." -- Jen, at Goodreads

And KarLynP posted some awesome "pics" of Marcus and Ami on her review at Goodreads. Check it out! I love this quote from her... "Lumberjack In Love was a HOT, funny, small town romance with great chemistry and quirky characters."

✵The book cover is getting a lot of attention. Folks either love it or hate it. Which is good. It definitely stands out from the crowd. Since my book has a lot of humor, I wanted the cover to be tongue-in-cheek and funny, too. I had Anne Nydam (an amazing artist who lives in my hometown) make a block print-style cover referencing the hilarious 1980s romance covers with the kneeling, adoring heroine staring up into Fabio's eyes. We just substituted our modern-day characters in a silly way. This cover totally captures the cute, funny feel of my story.



✵For all of you who have a NOOK and want to read my story (which is only available for Kindle at the moment) please see this FABULOUS blog piece about how to convert the Kindle format for a NOOK or other e-reader. Huge thanks to Kris at Deeply Dapper for this kick-ass post!

✵ETA: Babbling About Books is doing a give-away for LUMBERJACK IN LOVE today! Please stop by to enter, and check out Kate's kind words about the story.

On today's agenda: order promo stuff. I'm thinking plaid bookmarks and naughty T-shirts. Hooray!

Have a happy day,
Penelope

Monday, September 10, 2012

Monday Morning Updates



Monday morning updates!

1. Thank you to everyone for the well wishes on release day.

2. I finished book #3 of the Louise Penny mystery series last night. Oh. My. God. I will be writing up a review this week when my brain converts from mush back to grey matter. (If my brain was a book right now, it would be 50 Shades of Grey Mush).

3. We have some new activities on the horizon this week. My son is starting rowing team! Cool! And my daughter is starting art class. And I am jumping back to my kiddy book, LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE.

4. I got a few bits of initial feedback on my book. Waiting for the first few reviews to roll in is always a nerve-wracking experience. Here are a few snippets so far...

"I want me a lumberjack! The humor was hilarious, likable characters in a small town setting, super hot chemistry..." (KarLynP)

"A BIG hairy 5 stars to your book and your fantastic storytelling skills, Ms. Watson! Clearly, you are a genius, because you have managed to achieve the unachievable in my opinion; you made a big, hairy lumberjack SEXY AS HELL! YOWZAH!" (Sheryl)

"Ms. Watson has such a unique style of writing. I love when humor is injected in a story...LOVED THIS STORY!" (Tracy)

And here is the full quote from Carolyn Crane, author extraordinaire:

"The delicious beard! The magnificent log! This city-girl-meets-lumberjack tale is a crazy sexy, hairy delight. Woodland animal ahoy!" (Carolyn Crane, author of the Disillusionist Trilogy)

Love these quotes! Yippeeeeeee!

LUMBERJACK IN LOVE is now available for Kindle for the low, low price of $2.99! Purchase now and I'll throw in Hugh Jackman looking like a lumberjack with his plaid shirt and Wolfman beard.


Well, maybe not Hugh. But I will be giving away some fun T-shirts later this week.

Hope everyone has a great week!
Penelope



Sunday, September 9, 2012

RELEASE DAY FOR LUMBERJACK IN LOVE!




It's finally here! LUMBERJACK IN LOVE is now available on Kindle!



This week has been totally nuts, and I have a huge new-found respect for all authors self-pubbing their books. I sure hope it gets easier and less traumatic for the next book. ;^)

As many of you know, I had a heart attack a couple of years ago, and it really threw me for a loop. I wasn't able to write for a long time after that. My writing habit of sitting for long, consecutive hours and not moving definitely contributed to my heart condition, and I was paranoid, scared, resentful, and angry. I had to learn a new way of doing things. Short bursts of writing. Lots of long walks, being active during the day, eating a heart-healthy diet. 

But I still couldn't write. My heart attack had taken the fun out of it, and I was totally uninspired.

And then one day on Twitter, Kate from Babbling About Books teased me "Why don't you write a book about lumberjacks since you love them so much?" And I thought, "Why the hell not?" Why not write something short, sweet, fun and sexy, with a bearded hero and a sarcastic city slicker, set in Vermont (my favorite place in the world). I'll throw in some quirky characters. And some plant stuff (since I have a background in botany and horticultural science). And Kate said "And the lumberjack should have an English Bulldog." And so I added that in, too!

And I started having fun again. Which is why I write. I didn't do a dedication in the book, so I'd like to do one here.

Thanks to Kate (KT Grant) for inspiring me to write about something I love.

Thanks to The Quirky Ladies for supporting me every step of the way. Even when I'm surly, bitchy, and difficult. Your encouragement means everything to me.

Thanks to Julia Barrett who listens when I'm angry, irritated, silly, and cussing like a sailor. For pushing me when I'm hesitating. For supporting me no matter what. For believing in me. For having my back.

Thanks to Helen Hardt, my editor, who opened my eyes and did an exemplary job with this manuscript. 

Thanks to JW Manus, who is the Master of Formatting. Fast, efficient, and willing to put up with this newb's copious questions and panic attacks. My ebook looks gorgeous, and it's all thanks to her.

ETA: Thanks to Carolyn Crane for her stupendous book quote!

Thanks to NECRWA for your love and support. 

Thank you to all of my blogger friends, reader friends, neighborhood friends, author friends, and long-suffering family members.

Just in case you're in the mood for a quick, sexy, beardy read, here's the book blurb for LUMBERJACK IN LOVE...

City slicker Ami Jordan was just dumped by her back-stabbing boyfriend, has no job prospects, and can't find a decent cup of coffee in the entire state of Vermont. The last thing she needs is a sexy, bearded lumberjack complicating her life. Even if he’s smart, talented, and has the hottest ass she’s ever seen.

Tree house builder, environmental champion, and Bulldog owner Marcus Anderson has no patience for flatlanders with an attitude. But when landscape designer Ami Jordan shows up at his log cabin,  he suddenly develops a hankering for a high-maintenance city gal. Now his house looks like a jungle, his recycling is in disarray, and his libido's on fire.

He's a lumberjack in love.

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And here are a few preview quotes about the book...

"The delicious beard! The magnificent log! This city-girl-meets-lumberjack tale is a crazy, sexy, hairy delight." - Carolyn Crane

"It's a hell of a lot of fun." - Michelle Picard

"A satisfying romp." - Victoria Morgan


For an excerpt and more info, see my website page for LUMBERJACK.

To buy a copy for Kindle, here's the purchase link

Stay tuned for more fun and give-aways this week on my blog. (I'm having T-shirts printed up with the cover on the front and GOT WOOD? on the back...hee hee! Seriously).

One more time with feeling....

THANK YOU!

Have a lumberjacky day,
Penelope

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Coming Soon To A Kindle Near You: Lumberjack In Love


Yesterday I finally typed The End on my manuscript. *Choir of angels singing!*

*Jumping up and down*
*Doing cabbage patch dance*
*Doing cartwheels (yeah, sure)*
*Leaning back in barcalounger chair with martini in one hand and stogie in the other*


Yes, Lumberjack In Love is done. (Except for edits, beta readers, more edits and revisions, formatting and downloading it to Amazon).

I'm hoping to get it out in a couple of months. My daughter asked me what happens at the end of the book, so I told her. Then she said, "So, it's a cliffhanger." And I said, "No, it's a romance. There's an HEA at the end. That's it. It's over." And she said, "Oh, it's a cliffhanger." Sigh. 

Anyhow, here's a little snippet to whet your appetite........From Lumberjack In Love......




            "Sis?"
            "Uh huh?"
            "You didn't send me up to that cabin on purpose, did you?"
            "What do you mean?" Rachel continued to perform useless, table-organizing tasks.
            Ami grabbed her sister's arm and spun her around. Rachel's eyes shifted nervously.
            "Oh my God! You were trying to fix me up with Mr. Mountain Man, weren't you? You are pathetic! When are you going to stop trying to interfere with my life?"
            "I am not interfering in your life. I just hate to see you close yourself off because of Dan the Dork. It's time to get back on the horse. Learn to ride a bike again. Grab life by its horns...."
            "Stop. Please. You're mixing your metaphors. I am totally content with my life."
            Rachel shook her head. "That's not true. Dan stole your share of the business and now you're lucky to get a job. And you're lonely. Don't lie to me, Ami. I know you. I just want you to be happy."
            Ami sighed and rubbed the pounding spot on her forehead. "I know you mean well, but I am fine. Seriously. Sure, it's going to take some time to rebuild a client base after Dan stole my contacts, but eventually everything will work out. And, just for your information, not that it's any of your business, but I do go on dates. Last week I went out with a lawyer who works for the city."
            "Another one of those pansy-ass guys who needs to grow a pair?" Her sister did not look impressed.
            "God, you are so irritating! Just because a guy wears a suit does not mean he is a pansy-ass, Miss Vermont I-Don't-Shave-My-Pits Earth Goddess. Nature guys are all well and good until you try to have a normal conversation....."
            "Are you saying that Doug is a bad conversationalist?" Rachel was fuming now.
            Ami sighed dramatically. "No, of course not. Your husband is the rare combination of thoughtful, interesting conversationalist and brawny, outdoorsy woodsman. He's amazing. You're very lucky, Rach."
            "Sweetheart," Rachel reassured her. "There is an amazing guy out there for you. The opposite of Dorky Dan-o. Someone you can trust who won't stab you in the back, steal your clients, and leave you hanging in the sack."
            Ami gasped. "Christ Almighty, sis! I rue the day I ever told you that!"
            Rachel giggled. "Well, you'd had a lot to drink. You were spilling secrets left and right that night. It was fun!"
            Ami stared at the glass of wine in her hand and then gently placed it on the table. Note to self...watch wine consumption this evening.
            "I haven't given up hope about finding a great guy. But I do not appreciate you playing matchmaker. There is no way in hell I'm getting involved with a giant, cranky, English bulldog-owning, playhouse-designing, bearded lumberjack who lives in the middle of the boonies!"
            Rachel smiled and glanced over Ami's left shoulder. "Hi Marcus! Thanks so much for coming." She bit her lower lip, as her gaze lowered to the ground.
            Ami narrowed her eyes and glared at her sister. "Funny. You expect me to believe that Marcus Anderson is standing behind me? Just how gullible do you think I am?"
            A rumble in her ear had every hair on her body stand upright to attention. "Hmm. I see a bowl of macaroni and cheese. Did the kidlet already ding your fancy-pants dish?"
            Ami turned her head just a fraction until Marcus Anderson's beard was a scant inch away from her face. Her beet red face.
            "And, just for the record, I'm not cranky. Unless a flatlander trespasses on my property." He smiled and ambled off to the family room.
            Rachel collapsed into a chair, laughing with wild abandon. "Oh my God. That was hilarious. I think he likes you. I saw him checking out your butt in those jeans."
            Ami leaned down and poked Rachel in the chest. "You wanna eat that risotto tonight?"
            Rachel nodded. "I love that stuff!"
            "Fine. Then knock off the match-making. I can handle Mountain Boy by myself. I hope Natalie eats the damned risotto. Let's put some mac and cheese on top. She'll never notice."
            "Okay. Just one thing." Rachel grabbed a shrimp from the top of the bowl and popped it into her mouth. "I don't think Marcus Anderson is a Mountain Boy." She raised an eyebrow at her sister. "He's a Mountain Man. All, one hundred percent, Vermont-raised, Sexy As Hell, Man." She winked at Ami and headed back into the kitchen.
            Ami shivered once, a delayed reaction. Yep, man was right.


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Slurping my virtual martini,
Penelope

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

A Beardy Love Story, Coming Soon!



A Tale Of Beardy Love
Coming 2012
Lumberjack In Love by Penny Watson





Here is an excerpt from Lumberjack In Love......



     Ami rounded the corner of the house and stopped dead in her tracks. She had no idea what Mr. Anderson looked like from the front. But from the back, he was no grizzled old man. A massive specimen of masculinity raised an ax high above his head, then crushed it down on a log, propped on another stump. His arms bulged beneath a thin T-shirt, sweat drenched his back. Faded blue jeans hugged his ass and meaty-looking thighs. His ensemble was completed by a pair of scuffed up work boots, and a navy-blue skull cap on his head. He stopped momentarily, leaned over to grab a rag, and wiped the handle of the ax. Ami still couldn't get a glimpse of his face, but the view from behind was certainly....well....impressive.
            He swung the ax again, splitting the log in front of him, and the two half-pieces tumbled to the ground.            
            Ami must have squeaked unwittingly. She didn't mean to squeak. But suddenly Marcus Anderson's head whipped around and he leveled her with an aggravated glare. Whoa, Nelly. Looking pretty good from the front side, too.
            The mountain man dropped the ax to the ground and stalked over to where she stood, immobilized in place. His face was dark, thunderous, and absolutely freaking gorgeous. Electric blue eyes, high cheekbones, and a thick lush beard that Ami wanted to rub all over. Now where did that crazy thought come from? I don't even like beards! Think ZZ Top, think Santa Claus, think...think....
            Ami's thought process stalled as the giant man stopped right in front of her and leaned down to eye level.
            "Can I help you with something? Since you're trespassing?" his voice rumbled. His eyes raked over her, taking in her leather duster, Coach purse, and stiletto boots, and he glanced heavenward.
            "Flatlander?"
            Ami bristled. "What's it to ya?"



Hee hee hee....get ready for some lumberjack love!
Penny