Armitage looks like a homeless guy.
For years, I kept hearing about "Richard Armitage"-this and "Richard Armitage"-that, and "Oh, he's so hot!" and "Oh, he's so swoony!" and I'm all "What the hell? I don't get it."
See photos below as evidence....
Armitage looks like a dork.
Armitage looks sort of slimy.
Armitage looks like a dweeb.
Armitage.....meh. Wha?
And then one day, I was perusing some photos on Tumblr, and I was all.....WHOOOOAAAAAA! What is this? And I discovered, it was Armitage. With Beard!
Schwing! Armi-Buddy-Baby!
Uh....uh.....uh......
I surely hope he's thinking "I'll never shave again."
Which just goes to show....Sometimes the beard really does make the man.
Happy Beardy Friday!
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I agree...he looks better with the beard.
Hope you're feeling better.
I think he's pretty yummy either way. He definitely looks different with a beard though!
Do you like his voice? He's narrated 3 (?) Georgette Heyer abridged audiobooks and I find his narration very swoony....
If I ever bump into him on the streets of London, I'll ask for a signed photo dedicated to you and point him in the direction of your 'homage'
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What an interesting progression! And your beard analysis is spot on! I've seen the light!
Thanks Amber! I am feeling a bit better today, thank goodness! This sickness is wicked bad...my son has it, too. We need to get better for summer vacation!
Hi Kaetrin! Believe it or not, I have never listened to an audiobook. Maybe this summer I'll try one. I have to admit I'm a sucker for an accent.
Thanks, Tom! Only if he has a beard of course....if he's clean shaven, then forget it!
Hi Casey! I can't believe how totally different he looks with and without the beardage. Weenie Vs. Hottie!
"A man with a beard has something to hide. " ~ Kermit the Frog.
"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." ~ William Shakespeare
"Bring me my razor...and another glass of gin." ~ F.Scott Fitzgerald
"Try to take one step closer to the razor tomorrow morning, you filthy, dirty hobo..." ~ Tom Andrews
"Don't point that beard at me, it might go off." ~ Groucho Marx
"Soldier, your f***in' mask ain't gonna' f***in' seal to that f***in' god-awful f***in' face of yours if you don't f***in' get that s*** off your f***in' ugly face."
~ A man we lovingly knew as "Top".
"Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there." ~ Minnie Pearl
I think I may have left at least one adjective out of that quote.
"My dad taught me how to be a man when I was very young. He showed me a razor, put it up to his face, and ate it." ~ The Love of Beard
Heeeeeee!
I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai. Orson Welles
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Without the beard = bleh
With the beard = HOT DOG he's hoooott!!!!!!!!
Well played, Mr. Stronach.
Juju....Hot Dog is right! #beardforthewin
WTF? He looks like an entirely different man - a sexy man! He should have done it years ago!
Julia....I agree. It's unbelievable. I was firmly in the "not interested in Armitage" bandwagon until I saw those beardy shots.
*swoon*
He looks hot in ALL those pictures as far as I'm concerned. Not to mention the Scottish accent. I mean, come on.
Looks like Ella and Tasha are Armi-Lovers.
Tasha....come on. Can you honestly tell me you think he looks good in the top "homeless guy" photo. Really look at it. LOOK AT IT!
Without a beard, I actually think he's kinda cute, but with a beard, holy cow.
You finally figured out Richard Armitage, I finally figured out beards. Thanks.
Hi Geek! Armitage provides the perfect opportunity to explain the importance of beardage. I'm glad you saw the light!
Can I rub myself all over Richard's scruff?
Kate.....I'm not sure he would approve, but you could always try. I guess I have to watch North and South before I make a final decision about him.
ZOMG, you haven't seen North & South yet? I think we've identified the problem. ;)
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