Thursday, November 1, 2012

Orgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie



Do you hear that?

It's the sound...the sound...the sound of silence!

YEE HAW!

For the first time in 6 days, the kids and the hubby are back to school and work and I finally have a moment of peace and quiet to myself.

*Penny slurps coffee and enjoys peace and quiet*

Here are some updates!

1.) Every once in a while, Julia Rachel Barrett will make a comment about her "menage" book and giggle. That's right. She's actually incapable of discussing this book without laughing. I kept hearing about the "menage" book, and I incorrectly concluded it was a "menage a trois" which, for those of you not familiar with the French language, is a "threesome." So, I decided to read this giggly threesome, One Four All. The heroine is Lira, a totally kick-ass royal from another planet. And her "good buddies" (French for "good buddies") are Cer, Redda, and Kepp. Wait a minute. Cer, Redda and Kepp. That's three good buddies. Let's do the math...

3 good buddies + 1 heroine = 4! 

OH MY GOD! This isn't a menage a trois! This is a foursome! Julia wrote an orgy book! (The title One Four All should have been a dead give-away, but I guess I'm a bit dense.)

I tormented Julia for several days with the fact that she did indeed write an orgy book. However, I wasn't giggling while I read it. I was sweating! This book is hot! It is also extremely well-written, has a cool sci fi storyline, a very believable 4-some going on--dealing with feelings of possessiveness, lust and love--and a satisfying ending. It's one of the best written multi-partner (a.k.a., orgy) books I've read. Nevertheless, I shall continue to torment Julia. Coz it's fun!

2.) Just in case you like quirky, outside-of-the-box stuff (like moi), Carolyn Crane, one of my all-time favorite authors, has some new books out. Mr. Real is a mish-mash paranormal/spy book/romance. And her alter-ego Annika Martin has #2 of the Bank Robbers series out...it's The Wrong Turn. Not to be confused with the movie Wrong Turn, which is super gory and disgusting, and yes I've watched it about 20 times. So sue me.

3.) I'm thrilled the Goodreads group Kindle Smut has chosen LUMBERJACK IN LOVE for one of its November book selections. Hopefully they'll be in the mood for a beardy love-fest! Feedback about my latest release ranges from good ("great book!" "short and sweet" "pure fun read") to meh ("meh" "corny" "didn't like the cover"). As always, I appreciate the wide array of feedback, good and bad. C'est la vie (French for "the reader is always right").

4.) I am getting ready for another conference this weekend. So far my preparation has included polishing my nails with Big Money Sally Hansen nail polish.

5.) The photo above is our jack-o-lantern. My adorable hubby did this custom doxie pumpkin for us. So cool!

6.) As many of you know, this month is NaNoWriMo. Since I am resuming work on my children's book, LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE, my month will henceforth be known as WeeWeeMoMo (French for "livre de teckels").

7.) After discovering some interesting things in my search engine history (*cough, cough*), I decided it was time to have THE TALK with my daughter who is nine years old. So, I got the American Girl book The Care and Keeping of You. We chatted for about 10 minutes. I think I used the word "egg" "embryo" and "uterus" although I'm not exactly sure because I seem to have blocked out the entire experience. All I remember is my daughter rolling her eyes and saying "I know that, Mom!" with complete exasperation. (Just in case you were wondering, "les oiseaux et les abeilles" is "the birds and the bees" in French).

So, those are the updates for the week! I hope everyone had a festive Halloween.

All my best,
Penelope

10 comments:

Julia Barrett said...

Giggle...giggle...giggle...
Can't think about One Four All without giggling. So funny you read it, and shocker of all shockers, liked it.
I do try to do my best, even when, giggling... I'm writing an orgie!

Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com said...

Awesome pumpkin! And yay for down time.

BTW, you go girl for having the talk with your kiddo. I dread that.

Geek Amicus said...

You could have practiced the talk on me. My mother was so embarrassed I don't think she ever did manage to make a point. Thank heavens the internet was invented before I got married.

Menage used to be one of those words that "nice girls" didn't ever need to know, let alone say. After taking various book recommendations (and glorying in all things "free for Kindle") it falls trippingly from my tongue.

Hmmm. Where did my mother go wrong?

Tom Stronach said...

Oh, you ladies..... foursomes

And Penny, my sympathies over the way 'the talk' went.. Now of course the real worry starts xxxx

Penelope said...

Julia...you're still giggling! I loved it! Excellent orgy book. Keep 'em coming (no pun intended).

Penelope said...

Hi Juju! The pumpkin is still getting lots of compliments!

Penelope said...

Geek...I never thought the talk would be so difficult. I thought I would be one of those hip, happenin' moms who had open discussions w/ her kids about sex. The thing is...kids don't want to have open discussions w/ their parents about that shizz. Ugh!

Penelope said...

Tom...are you blushing?

Lindsay said...

Love the pumpkin! I think having 'the talk' just keeps getting harder. By the time my parents got around to sitting down with me I knew more than they did. It was an awkward week... and in the end my older sister came to me for sex advice before her first time instead of my parents. What can I say, well read means more than one thing these days!!! Hope the reading group loves your book like I did!

Penelope said...

Hi Lindsay! The tough part is making the "talk" age-appropriate for a 4th grader. But I think we did okay. ;^)