Friday, April 1, 2011

Beard of the Day Special Edition: Lifetime Achievement Award

Any person doing beard evaluations would certainly be remiss if she forgot to include what amounts to possibly the most stunning, spell-binding examples of bearded beauty in all of the world.

Namely, ZZ Top.

Let's look at the quality of these magnificent specimens of beardiness.

Texture: Frizzy
Color: A shade of red not commonly found in the natural world
Size: Freakin' huge and bushy
Shape: Um. Um. Cylindrical?
Style: Includes stache, full side-burns, and Grizzly-Adams length bushy beard
Sexy Meter: Extraordinary. How could a woman resist a guy like this? Makes you want to strip down to your underwear and dance around an old-timey car. Look at those sexy hats. The bad-ass sunglasses. The Texas-style black jackets. Makes you want to have hot, sweaty, beardy sex and belt out La Grange at the top of your lungs! Makes you remember....


For God's sake, you didn't think I was serious, did you? 

Criminy. Even Penelope has her beardy limits. And ZZ Top is way over the limit.

In order to erase this disturbing image from your mind, I'll leave you with this photo.....

Eric would like to wish you and your entire family a very happy April Fool's Day!

With love,


KT Grant said...

Don't lie Penny, you know the bearded trio of ZZ Top makes you all tingly inside because of their fuzzy, long beards that would cover your entire body.

Penny Watson said...

Ha haaa! Oh my God....a ZZ Top beardy blanket. That's...that's....that's just wrong. So very wrong. Now excuse me while I go dance around in my underwear listening to La Grange and doing air-guitar.

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Haha and yumyum!

You so need to check out the San Francisco closer's beard - Brian Wilson. There's even a commercial out - what happens in Brian Wilson's beard. I'll see if I can find it.

Carolyn Crane said...

LOL I love it!

Penny Watson said...

Hi Julia! Love that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing...I just posted it on twitter!

Penny Watson said...

Hi love these guys, don't you?

Tales of Whimsy said...

Ha! You had me!

BTW, have you seen Bones? One of the ZZ boys guest stars as the dad of one of the gals.

Penny Watson said...

Hey Juju....No, I haven't seen that show. Very interesting. Is it one of the beardy guys? They crack me up!

Anne E.G. Nydam said...

Ha ha! Love it!

Anonymous said...

Okay, seriously, that was a great April Fool's. I believed it. I was like, okay, she's WAAAAY into beards, even old-dude beards. And that's too much for me. Fine for her though. And then I checked back today and, well, just whew! Bonus with Eric Bana!! :) You rock, Penny! Thanks also for posting a pic of Maks from Dancing earlier in the week! That's my kind of beard!

Penny Watson said...

Hi Anne! Gotta love ZZ Top!

Anon....I can't believe I forgot to mention Mak's beard! Ack! Huge oversight! Thanks for pointing it out!