Monday, July 23, 2012

What Do You Do When You're Stuck On A Plane And The Nora Roberts Book You're Reading Is Missing 20 Pages.....




....you keep reading.

Yep, that's right. I was stuck in an airplane with a book I purchased at the airport gift shop---Bed of Roses by Nora Roberts--when I realized that 20 pages, right in the middle of the book, during a crucial and climatic scene in the story, were missing.

What I wanted to do......whip the book down the aisle and curse like a sailor.

What I did instead.....grumble under my breath and finish the damn thing. It took 13 god-damned hours to get to Hawaii, and I didn't have much of a choice.

Anyhoo.....here are some super-quickie updates from my reading extravaganza on the plane and before and after vacation. Enjoy!


1. Bed of Roses by Nora Roberts

This is a friends-to-lovers book, with WAY too much information about how to run your own wedding business. If you're interested in learning how to run your own wedding business, then this is the book for you. If not, you can skim over the enormous amount of detail about flowers, brides, dresses, and irritating family members, and enjoy a romance hidden in there somewhere. The chemistry between the gang of girlfriends was great, the romance between the H/h wasn't quite as hot. Grade: B-

2. A Rogue By Any Other Name by Sarah MacLean

I bought this book to include in my "Penelope Project"....the heroine's name is Penelope, of course. I had never read a Sarah MacLean book before, and I was, quite simply, blown out of the choppy Hawaiian waters by this book. Yowzah! I LOVED LOVED LOVED it. It was very reminiscent of the Derek Craven-Sara Fielding relationship in Lisa Kleypas' book Dreaming of You, which is one of my all-time fav romance novels. MacLean's book is wonderful....well written, a great story, fabulous characters, and utterly, beautifully romantic. Sigh, swoon, swoon, sigh. Count me on the Sarah MacLean Bandwagon. LOVED! Grade: A+

3. Devil's Luck by Carolyn Crane

This is a short story that is part of the Disillusionist series. I continue to be awe-struck by Crane's talent. I love how her mind works....she has a truly unique way of looking at the world around her, and that comes through in her characters, the way she builds a story, and her wonderful and quirky voice. Hot damn, this was a great novella, and I sure hope she writes the epilogue she's considering. Do it, CC! Grade: A

4. Innocent Secretary...Accidentally Pregnant by Carol Marinelli

I was in the mood for a Harly, so I gave this one a go. They just don't make innocent virgin secretaries like they used to. Secretary manages to have a night of earth-shattering sex after a lifetime of celibacy, hero manages to be a dickwad until practically the last page of the book, and a baby manages to appear in spite of responsible birth control measures. Harly Power! Grade: B

5. Forbidden Falls by Robyn Carr

Another emotional story by Carr. Loved the H and h in this one, although the hero is a little bit too good to be true, but their love story is super satisfying. I was jonesing for some more sex scenes, and I think the villain sort of fizzled out at the end. Otherwise, nice story. Grade: B+

6. Nauti Nights by Lora Leigh

Since Wild Card is one my favorite guilty pleasures, I decided to try another LL book. I actually DNFed this one, but then decided to finish it because I was bored! Ha! Well, it had some major problems...a totally asinine premise and a HUGE misunderstanding that drove me bonkers and took too long to get resolved. There is a lot of sex, but it took a while to get to the emotional connection. It finally got better by the end, but I still liked Wild Card better. And I laughed out loud when the hero of this book used the "sweetest candy" line...."You taste like the sweetest candy, baby." Oh yeah! That is totally tat material, baby! Grade: B-


I also read a couple of short stories by Dana Stabenow on the plane, and a re-read of my fav Amanda Quick, With This Ring. And watched some awful movies, drank a lot of ginger ale, and wished that time travel had already been invented.

Hope everyone has a great week!
Penny

17 comments:

Amber Skyze said...

That's a long time on a plane. I give you credit for finishing the Nora Robert's book with missing pages.

GABY said...

Well that's bad luck! Anyway, Sarah MacLean is one of my favorite authors, I love her books :)

Mandi said...

LOL..how horrific to be in that situation!! ;)

Loved Rogue. Loved Devil's Luck.

So glad you had a nice trip!

Penelope said...

Hey Amber! I stopped reading it, then I realized I was stuck on a plane with nowhere to go. Argh! Not sure if the 20 missing pages would have made a big difference anyhow. I used to be a florist for God's sake, and even I was bored with all the floral details. ;^)

Penelope said...

Hi Gaby! Can't wait to read more of Sarah MacLean's books. I'm hooked!

Penelope said...

Mandi.....you should have seen the look on my face when I realized the pages were messed up. Not. Good.

Yeah, those 2 were great reads. And helped pass the long, long, long time of the flight. Cripes!

Carolyn Crane said...

OMG, I can't imagine 20 pages missing. I would've been staggering around the aisles of the plane screaming in agony! So glad you liked Devil's Luck! I was just thinking this morning about that epilogue. Definitely going for it.

Tom Stronach said...

I have no comment to make on your slushy love bound books with missing pages ......

That is all, Good Day to you ....

Oh BIFG -13 hrs to Hawaii from the Bbbbbboston ...... OMG would I be allowed a fag on a flight that long, the consequences could be dire if restrained

Lurvs ya Babes xxx

Penelope said...

Yay, Carolyn! Write that epilogue, baby!

Penelope said...

Tom...no ciggies, my friend. You would have to "smoke" a pencil and pretend. Reading a romance novel might be a good distraction....heee!

lemonverbenalady said...

I think you could have written 20 new pages and made up your own dirty bits or maybe you said that and I didn't read far enough down! Going to my corner! Got to go cut chamomile flowers before the rain comes! Bye. Hope it's cooler in Bean Town! I know it is cooler in that way, but temperature wise! xxoo Nancy

Julia Barrett said...

I'm with you on the time travel thing. Man, you got a lot of reading done!

Penelope said...

Nancy....there you go! I should have made up my own 20 pages. Do you have that low-growing chamomile that is like a ground cover with the wonderful little flowers on it? I used to have some of that when I lived in Vermont. Loved that stuff!

Penelope said...

Julia....If they can do it on Star Trek, why can't we? Kirk out.

lemonverbenalady said...

No, Penny, mine is the German kind for tea! Lovely to have it on a cold winter day in the 'Burgh. I have grown the Roman one, but I don't think it does well in clay soils, maybe! I don't see it much in the garden centers around here. I would have to order it! xxoo Nancy

Barbara W. said...

Holy smokes, what a wild pile of reading material. I probably would have cried about the missing pages. Actually cried. And asked for a strong cocktail.

The Sarah MacLean would have made it all better, she's simply amazing.

Those Naughti books by Leigh are utterly dirty, every one of them. I know, because I have them all and read them when I'm in the mood for something deliciously trashy. :D

Penelope said...

Barbara...I totally hear you about the LL books! I guess those books are my "50 Shades" books....naughty nauti dirty and ridiculous. But I just can't quit them! :^)