Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Coming Soon: APPLES SHOULD BE RED


Coming Soon:

APPLES SHOULD BE RED


Book Blurb:

Recipe for Thanksgiving Dinner:

Start with sixty-two year old politically incorrect, chain-smoking, hard-cussing curmudgeon.
Add fifty-nine year old sexually-repressed busybody in pearls.
Throw in beer can-turkey, a battle for horticultural supremacy, and nudist next-door neighbor.
Serve on paper plates, garnished with garden gnome.
Tastes like happily ever after.


Penny Watson presents an over-fifty romantic comedy novella. 21,000 words. Story includes copious profanity, botanical references, and old people.




Have a nice day,
Penny

13 comments:

Maggie Welsh said...

This sounds absolutely hysterical! I can't wait.

Amber Skyze said...

Can't wait to read it!

Julia Barrett said...

I am so proud of you. This work is from your soul, I know it. Can't wait!

Handy Man, Crafty Woman said...

AWESOME!!! Can't wait!

Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com said...

Nice. I can't wait to hear more.

Heather said...
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Heather said...

Reposting comment due to clerical error on blurry-eyed commenter's behalf …
You are a breath of fresh (insert expletive) air! Rock on, Penny! This looks amazing!

Penelope said...

Thanks, Maggie!

Penelope said...

Hi Amber! Hopefully it will be released soon!

Penelope said...

Thank you, Julia. My soul is obviously filled with cuss words. Hee hee!

Penelope said...

HMCW--Thanks so much!

Penelope said...

Hi Juju! I'll post another excerpt in a bit.

Penelope said...

Thank you, Heather. I like writing about topics no one else will touch with a 10-foot pole. :^)