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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

A Quick Message From Lucy



Hello there! This is Lucy, long-suffering weenie dog who lives at Penelope's house.

(Yes. That is a HORRIBLE, ill-fitting tomato red sweater that Penny and the other humans in my house thought would enhance my wardrobe. Personally, the collar alone works JUST fine for me. No need for this asinine sweater. After they finished laughing until they cried, they removed the offending garment from my body. *shudder*)

Just wanted to say a quick hello to everyone and let you all know that Penny is hard at work finishing up LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE, the most brilliant book she will ever publish, with the most stunning and exciting heroine ever to grace the pages of a book. (That would be me. Lucy.)

Happy New Year to all the humans and canines and I guess cats, too, and also birds, alpacas and any other quirky pets out there.

Penny will be back when she finishes my book and makes me a star.

Time for my 149th nap of the morning,
Lucy

P.S. Penny made a cool new blog for me today. LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE!

16 comments:

Darlene Marshall said...

Excellent news!

Tom Stronach said...

Can't wait. For the book Lucy...... Or maybe I can. I'm with you luv, the sweater is a bit, well, red....

oh, did you have a wee accident with that towel on the floor or does mummy Penny have the same problem as aunts Ishbel with a sometimes leaky dishwasher door, that never leaks when I use it!!!

You should post more, wink wink ....

Julia Barrett said...

Actually, Lucy, I think you've got it backwards. You will make Penny a star!

Penelope said...

Thanks, Darlene!

Penelope said...

Tom, The towel is for muddy, wet footprints from the kids' boots. Those kids!

Penelope said...

Julia...A star!!!!! A girl (and a dog) can dream!

Liberty said...

I think after subjecting poor Lucy to that sweater she deserves some bling!

Tasha B. said...

Hi Lucy, don't let the humans push you around.

Ruff, Pearl

Penelope said...

Liberty...a blingy collar? Hmm....

Penelope said...

Pearl (Tasha)---

I hear you, sistah. Those humans can be soooooo irksome.

:^)

Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com said...

We would never dress you up Lucy. You can come here and receive sanctuary.

Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com said...

You're one funny gal. I can't wait for your book :)

Penelope said...

Steph...Sanctuary! Sounds lovely. Do you have bon-bons?

Penelope said...

Hello Juju. I hope you will enjoy my book. I look gorgeous, with lots of exciting fashion accessories, too.

Barbara W. said...

Never having seen one (cat person here) is that an actual doggy sweater or one you purloined from a hooman? Because if it's a hooman sweater, are those some sort of gynecological exam aid? Or if it's a doggie sweater, are those handles or just an updated version of the beloved 90s stirrup pant?

I know I've been gone far, far too long when I have such odd questions for you. <3

Penelope said...

Haaaaa! Good question, Barbara. The straps are supposed to go under her legs to keep the humiliating sweater firmly on her sausage body, but there was NO WAY IN HELL she was letting me put the straps on.

NO WAY.

IN HELL.

:^)