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Saturday, December 31, 2011

It's (Almost) A Brand New Year!


I started to write a blog post about my serious new year's resolutions. It was all heavy and profound....and totally laaaaaaaaaaame.

So instead, I decided to do this! Enjoy!

Penelope's 2012 New Year's Resolutions

1. Wear More Sparkly Nail Polish


A quick and efficient way to jazz up your day....I highly recommend it! (So does my 9 year old).


2. Make My Hair Bigger And Blonder


Some things never go out of style. (At least in my own mind).


3. Add To My Sequin Collection


If I'm going to be a glamorous romance novelist, I might as well look the part.


4. Collect Humiliating Sweaters For My Weenie Dog And Force Her To Wear Them


She'll thank me when she's older.


5. Watch More Hideously Bad Made-For-TV Movies On The SyFy Channel
(With Option To Turn Decapitation Events Into Drinking Game)


There's not a lot to do in suburbia on Saturday night. Believe me.


6. Leave No Stone (Or Log Cabin) Unturned Searching For The World's Greatest Beard


Too bad I can't get paid for this.....


7. Banish The Bunnies From My Garden


As God is my witness, I will have a pea crop this year! Bunnies Beware!


8. Work On A Top Secret Project (It May Involve Hugh Jackman, But My Lips Are Sealed....)


No amount of torture will force me to reveal this secret....although I am open to bribes.


9. Read More P*rn. Read More Spanky Elf Books. Read More.


Making easy-to-accomplish goals builds self-esteem.


10. Be Happy


Simple is always best.


To all of my readers.....

Have A Wonderful New Year!

14 comments:

Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com said...

Great fun. Mine are: wear all the clothes, shoes, and purses I own at some time. Spend less time in sweats but more time working. And, AFTER TOMORROW, hammer nary a shingle onto the fricking shed.

Penelope said...

Steph....How about....Wear all your clothes, shoes and purses AT ONE TIME....and then take a picture. And then post it on youtube. You'll be famous!

Good luck with the shed! You should wear high heeled pumps and a sparkly hand-bag while hammering, just for fun! :^)

DaphneB said...

Hey, Penny! Wow. You're list is SO like mine. Especially the sparkly stuff and, well, the x'd out parts that it sounds like we both try to be less compulsive about. Thanks for being there, Girl! Hang in and have a FABULOUS New Year! :-D Daphne

Penelope said...

Thanks, Daphne! I hope you have a sparkly and fabulous new year, too! :^)

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Oh you always make me smile! Such a sparkly big-haired gal.
Happy New Year!

Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com said...

I love glitter, sequin, big hair, and collecting sweaters for my little 9 pound poodle mix. We have so much in common ;)

Fiction Vixen said...

Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy new year!! xoxo

Penelope said...

Happy New Year, Julia! I will bring lots of sparkly nail polish for us when I visit!

Penelope said...

Hi Juju! We are definitely on the same page of life! I hope you have a wonderful new year with your new little sweet pea!

Penelope said...

Hi FV! Happy New Year to you, also. Hope you have a great time tonight!

Jaye said...

I would have to say those are the best kind of resolutions. All gain, no pain! (except for the poor weenie dog)

Penelope said...

Hi Jaye! Happy New Year!

heidenkind said...

So glitter, glitter, and more glitter? ;)

Penelope said...

Heidenkind....You can never have too much glitter....according to my 9 year old daughter. ;^)